Something needs to be done about THIS!!!!
Something needs to be done about THIS!!!!
Something needs to be done about THIS!!!!
Something needs to be done about THIS!!!!
Something needs to be done about THIS!!!!

This better not be another false alarm!

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Pete Wentz's wife went into labor on Thursday.

"Yes, she is in labor," a family insider confirms to the mag. Husband Pete "and the family are really excited and are waiting to meet the baby."

Simpson is said to be at the celebs' #1 choice for baby birthing, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. "

Congrats!

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Either Linda Hogan is a liar or she's the dumbest person alive!

Due to a court ruling, Hulk Hogan has been paying Linda $40,000 a month in temporary alimony payments.

That's more than some people make in a year!

But now Linda is claiming she's out of money.

WTF?!?

In a hearing on Thursday, one of Linda's attorneys asked the judge to set a hearing next month to talk about unfreezing some of the couple's joint assets for Linda's use. However, an attorney for Hulk said she wanted to see some proof that Linda was really out of money.

What or who could she possibly be wasting that kind of money on?

Hulk's attorney said, "They have to tell me why she's out of money. They have to show me in bank statements."

Oh, and Hulk also pays some of her bills, in addition to the monthly alimony. For example, he's required to pay repair and maintenance on their home in which Linda is currently living.

But Linda's side wants more. They say Hulk is refusing to pay for "cable, pest control, window washing and their security system."

WTF! Bitch is getting thousands a month. SHE should pay for that!

And surprisingly, this idiot, Judge George W. Greer, told Hulk's attorney's that he would have to pay for the cable, pest control and window washing bills.

Adding that Hulk would not be required to pay for the security system as that's not Hulk's problem any longer.

What, and Linda's cable bill is???

Seriously, some divorce cases are ridiculous!

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Kelly Osbourne was approached for assistance by a homeless man outside of an LA-area Rite Aid on Wednesday.

Kelly O was happy to help out because she's a good person….and it doesn't hurt to be photographed by lurking paparazzi to be doing good.

The homeless should stick close to the paps!

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Since no one really cares about Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend anymore, the platinum blonde needs to make references to the Playboy founder in order to get any press.

And by references, we mean take stabs at the poor old man.

Like in one interview when she says, "It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef, you know you're high maintenance."

And now, Criss Angel's current girlfriend opens up again, this time about her looks.

In a recent Life & Style interview, Madison gets told that she looks so "fresh-faced and beautiful" now that people want to know the secret behind her makeup.

The almost 29 year-old has apparently stopped wearing heavy foundation, lip gloss, and has removed her fake eyelashes. Now she just sports a a bit of blush and eyeliner.

To which Holly responds, "I think the breakup is partially the reason. The truth is, I barely wear lip gloss anymore because I'm always making out with my boyfriend, so it comes off in two-and-a-half seconds."

And then, she adds while laughing, "Apparently, I wasn't making out with Hef as much."

Burn Hefie!

As for her new sugar daddy, she says of Criss, "He doesn't like me in a lot of makeup and I appreciate that."

But we guess he still likes it when you draw and paint on those fake eyebrows of yours?

Too bad Holly is lying through her teeth, though.

Even when she's out and about getting some coffee the former Playboy girlfriend is still wearing too much foundation!

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This just goes to show that even the rich are childish and petty at times. Or maybe we should say, especially the rich are childish and petty!

There's a recent battle between two ritzy neighborhoods near Beverly Hills that's made it's way into the legal system.

The problem involves those that live in North Beverly Park, which includes people like Sylvester Stallone, Denzel Washington, Eddie Murphy and Reba McEntire as residents among its 64 mansions.

The other part of the court battle deals with those living in the smaller 16-home South Beverly Park community, which includes names like Samuel L. Jackson, Magic Johnson, and movie producer Richard Zanuck.

So what's the problem between the North and the South?

It began when the NBP Homeowners association started to restrict access to a road that residents of SBP had been using freely for over 20 years.

Under the new restrictions, the SBP residents could enter through the northern gates at Mulholland Drive. However, their relatives, staff, vendors, guests, nannies, gardners, contractors, etc would need to take detours as long as seven miles on Benedict Canyon or Coldwater Canyon drives to get in.

So back in March 2006, the NBP homeowners group sent the SBP group a letter demanding they "pay their fair share of costs we [the north association] are incurring for maintenance of the roads, gates and security" in the amount of $121,000 a year.

However, the South complains that documents "made clear that all of the residents of both . . . were to have free and full access through the north gates."

Attorneys for both side, which did not comment on the case, are to make their closing arguments on Friday in Santa Monica Superior Court.

Looks like money can't buy happiness.

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We heart it when actors have movies to promote!

They get sucked into doing magazine interviews as 'promotion' and us gossip fiends get yummy info!

Reese Witherspoon has a Christmas movie coming out soon, so she sat down with the people at Parade for some chit chat and to get her face on the cover of their publication.

During the interview she revealed that she's just not ready yet to get married again.

"Obviously, I'm not far enough out of being married to think about doing it again," said the Oscar winner.

And, in a new interview with Us Weekly, Reese continued to talk marriage:

"I don't know. I don't think about it much…it's important to stay open to whatever your relationship evolves into. I have a certain idea of what I thought marriage is and the whole life and [the way] things are, and sometimes it doesn't work out that way… There are things in my life that are hard to reconcile, like divorce. Sometimes it is very difficult to make sense of how it could possibly happen. Laying blame it so easy. I don't have time for hate or negativity in my life. There's no room for it. When you make wrong choices, you have to take responsibility for them: 'What part of this do I own?' I struggle to figure out what made me make those choices. All I can hope for is that I've learned something from it and won't make the same choices again."

Well, when she does it again she'll be coming from a better, stronger place.

That's a good thing, right JakeyPoo?

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What's up with the headband brigade's hate for Posh?

Head bound Mushy Fartono isn't the only person who has nasty things to say about Vicky B.'s fashion sense.

Celebutwat spawn Peaches Geldof has echoed the same sentiments.

Here's what the alleged cokehead/child bride had to say about Posh in Nylon:

Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion. I mean, I just dyed the tips of my hair blue for God’s sake. I hate stars who look totally overstyled, like Victoria Beckham; give me Courtney Love, with her babydoll nighties and ripped fishnet tights, any day. For me, fashion is about pushing boundaries. Vivienne Westwood once told me that people who aren’t creative or have no love for art don’t dress up, I asked her why people should and she replied simply, “Because it’s fun.”

What do you guys think?

Victoria Beckham or Peaches' fashion plate Courtney Love?

We pick Posh!

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One of the New York papers reports that a freaked out Rachel Zoe has fled West Hollywood and set up house in an LA highrise.

The celebrity stylist's WeHo home was recently broken into and thousands of dollars worth of dresses and baubles were stolen.

Zoe is known to have good designer vintage stuff! The thief will be making some bank!

Raisinface has moved because she's afraid of getting broken into again and reportedly feels safer in a high rise.

We're sure she'll be extra nice to the highrise's doorman and front desk staff.

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Michael who?

Emily Blunt has found a new love, according to Star.

John Krasinski from The Office is the guy who's now making her heart go pitter patter.

A source revealed that the new lovebirds spent a romantic weekend at a Santa Barbara ranch earlier in the month (before the fires!).

"They ordered room service, took long walks and spent every second together. John really cares for Emily — he totally fawns over her. And she's loving the attention. She's a down-to-earth girl, but it's nice to be treated so well," said the snitch.

John is sooo much hotter than Michael Buble.

Good score, Em!

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